Saturday, 12 February 2011

Jungle Drums! Jungle Drums! Jungle Drums!

There, I said it. Go ahead and fucking sue me.

Pictured above is Sonia Carr, the obese chancer and 'equality campaigner' that reckons she suffered 'real pain and emotional upset that has affected her health and that of her family' after the innocent term 'jungle drums' was used to describe 'Chinese whispers', which is of course used to describe gossip, during a council meeting. She was so offended by the use of the term 'jungle drums' to describe rumours, that she stayed behind after the meeting to mingle with the lady who had used it and also for the free sandwiches on offer - all the fucking sandwiches by the looks of her - but then filed an official complaint; one of many she has filed over the years. Her previous complaints include that there isn't enough pictures of black people adorning the walls of her local police station and she also once took objection when, during another council meeting, someone pointed out that local dementia sufferers sometimes found it hard to eat non-British dishes; Mrs Carr demanded an apology for the observation.

Look Mrs Carr, if you are really that concerned about equality for your race, then I suggest you forget about black people and sign up to help stop whaling instead, you fat fucking land-whale!

For more details on this whole sorry saga, click here. But I warn you, you may want to stick your head in the oven afterwards. That's OK though, that's no problem at all, Sonia Carr will be round yours later to eat it.


Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Ah Groopy, we have professional one's here in the States, two come to mind; The Rev's. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, extortionists extrordinaire.

The real problem I believe is the court's both here and in the UK in even entertaining such lunacy in allowing these "complaint's" to go forward.

p.s., Gotta love your wording in this!

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Tom! That's all twats like here love to do, complain! She should go back to whatever mud hole she waddled out of, and take oprah with her!

PS: luv your blog, I'm following you now.

banned said...

I love this story, it's about the professional Righteous turning upon each other accusing each other of this or that imaginary offence. The only bad part is that they get compo from the public purse, ie me.

Groompy Tom said...

Christopher, Yes the proffesionally offended seem to be reaching near plague proportions.
It would seem not to matter what words are used, you could say something completely innocent but if someone feels they have been offended then they usually have a case.

Groompy Tom said...

AB, Yep they'll try their luck if they think there is money to be made and of course it's usually the taxpayer that foots the bill.

Groompy Tom said...

banned, The professional righteous turning on each other, now that I would like to watch.

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