Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Showing Soon At A School Near You

"That's why the Middle East is a freakin mess, cause there ain't no more cool dudes."

Monday, 28 March 2011

Muslims To Disrupt The Royal Wedding

Not all muslims mind you, just those bearded maniacs from every Englishman's favourite collection of cunts; Muslims Against Crusades.

From the MAC website:

On 29th April 2011, what is probably one of the most anticipated events in recent years will be due to take place at Westminster Abbey; Prince William and Kate Middleton, will soon exchange matrimonial vows, in the presence of a global audience.
Unfortunately, Britain's continued interference in Muslim lands is showing no signs of abating; the plundering of resources, the murdering of innocent (Muslim) men, women and children and the forced indoctrination of the satanic democratic creed have become hallmarks of a brutal regime led by a very brutal dictator.
In the backdrop of all this, we find that one of the biggest advocates of British imperialism, Flight Lieutenant Prince William, wishes to enjoy an extravagant wedding ceremony, ironically at the expense of the tax-payer.
His direct involvement with the murderous British military and eagerness to inherit the reigns of a kingdom built on blood and colonialism clearly demonstrate what type of legacy he wishes to leave.
In light of this, sincere Muslims have decided to organise a forceful demonstration, to once again highlight that as long Britain continues in its quest to occupy Muslim land and wage war against the religion of God (Allah) that we too shall continue in our efforts to undermine their regime and condemn all of their representatives, military or otherwise.
We strongly advise Prince William and his Nazi sympathiser, to withdraw from the crusader British military and give up all affiliation to the tyrannical British Empire.
We promise that should they refuse, then the day which the nation has been dreaming of for so long will become a nightmare and that it will inshaa'allah (God willing) eclipse the protests in Barking, Downing Street and the events of November 11.

Shouting abuse at British soldiers during homecoming parades, burning poppies on remembrance day and now planning to fuck up the wedding of the son of perhaps the most evil old dragon on the face of the earth.
They're playing with fire and my how I will laugh when they get burnt.


Whatever Will They Ban Next?

Low on my list, very low on my list, of things I thought would soon be targeted by the bansturbators was Swainsona Formosa, commonly known as Sturt's Desert Pea.
But it seems I was wrong.

Unbeknownst to me, Sturt's humble Pea is a nasty little weed, just as dangerous as that other nasty weed, and contains tiny amounts of dimethyltryptamine. The Australian government have even dragged their 'experts' out of their usual hiding places to pronounce it "as dangerous as marijuana". The government of course always listens to it's own advice so the Pea will now be put on the banned list. Individuals and even nurseries caught selling this native plant will face the same penalties as those who traffic large quantities of cannabis; life in prison.

One problem. How the fuck do these morons intend to implement this ?
Sturt's Pea grows wild in an area almost half the size of mainland Europe!

Other plants also soon to find themselves on the banned list include ornamental cacti, wisteria and several species of wattle - one of those species of wattle is pictured below, on the Australian coat of arms.


Tuesday, 22 March 2011

A Message For The UK Government

From The Royal Air Force

In Reference To The Never Ending Series Of Defence Budget Cuts


Saturday, 19 March 2011

It's Open Season

Duck hunting protester puts herself in the line of fire and gets shot in the face.

Julia Symons was waist-deep in water and heckling shooters when she was shot in the kisser, just hours after duck hunting season began.

Fucking priceless, it must be open season for moron hunting.


Friday, 18 March 2011

A Bully Gets His Comeuppance


Like my old man said; "Serves the little twat right, too".


Saturday, 12 March 2011

Eww ! Yuck !

Oh no. I've just pictured Nick's hand pressed against the steamy window of that Renault.



Mother Nature At Her Finest

My thoughts are with those affected.

Sunday, 6 March 2011

Sunday Morning Easy Listening On Groompy FM

One of the world's great heroines accompanied by the sounds of one of the world's greatest love songs.

UPDATE: It seems this particular version of the video has been removed from youtube.
A link to another can be found in the comments section. Just watch it with Chris de Burgh's 'Lady in red' playing on your wireless, it will be just like the real thing.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Which One Of You Little Cunts Spiked My Drink?

The Premier of Victoria, Australia, throwing some shapes and getting down with the kids.

Shameless cunt! Woop, woop, woop!

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