Friday, 29 October 2010

EU Budget Increase: Numbers Hiding A Fact

5.9% or 2.9% ?

Who fucking cares ? It's still 100% treason.

The Religion Of Peace... And Anarchy From Your Penis !

So you jet off to the Maldives for your dream wedding.

You wouldn't expect to me insulted at the alter, would you ?
You wouldn't expect to be called an infidel swine and told that "from your penis may come anarchy" now would you ?

Well no, not if you were completely ignorant about the teachings of Islam you wouldn't.

Just like this, blissfully unaware Bride and Groom.

Watch and learn.

There, now you know why Achmed the dead terrorist and his mates are always giggling when you visit their kebab shop.

Monday, 25 October 2010

OK, Who's The Sicko Out There ?

Come on, fess up. Who the hell was it ?

Who was the sick motherfucker who came to this blog after doing a search for "houres fuck humon" ?

You were looking for 'horses' and 'humans' weren't you ?

Well you'll find none of that sort of thing here, you sick and twisted individual.

Hang on a fucking minute... Why were you even directed here ?


Friday, 22 October 2010

Why Do Great Nations Fail ?

Because they turn their backs on the principles that made them great.

H/T - The Taxpayers' Alliance

Thursday, 21 October 2010

Thou Shalt Fear Thy Children

Or so say Enfield Borough Council.

The excellent Big Brother Watch are reporting that Schoolchildren in Enfield are following in the footsteps of their comrades over in Medway - the little tikes that brought us 'ciggybusters' - and continuing the proud tradition of the Spies.

"Nearly all children nowadays were horrible. What was worst of all was that by means of such organizations as the Spies they were systematically turned into ungovernable little savages, and yet this produced in them no tendency whatever to rebel against the discipline of the Party. On the contrary, they adored the Party and everything connected with it... All their ferocity was turned outwards, against the enemies of the State..." - George Orwell, 1984.

 If the thought of 8 year olds watching your every move, reporting you to the Stasi should you happen to step out of line, sends a shiver up your spine, then I suggest you read no further. However, if you can stomach it, I suggest you read the full report about Enfield's "Eco-Detectives", here. Then check out the Eco-Detective website, here.
One of the Eco-Detectives, pointing the Stasi in the direction of a wrongdoer.

Manchester Evening News: Mouthpiece Of The Mungbeans

The Manchester Evening News - rag of choice for the discerning, mungbean Marxist and northern Jihadist - is reporting that "shocking footage" has emerged of an - ahem - antifascist protester copping one in the jaw from a member of the Police' Tactical Aid Unit. 63 yr old Alan Clough was originally facing charges relating to a public order offence, after hooking up with other members of Unite Against Fascism and showing of his 'antifascist' credentials by attacking police in response to an English Defence League rally in Bolton earlier this year, but these charges have now been dropped.
Now it goes without saying that the video shows the blow to be unwarranted, but I wonder if the MEN would be so excited about presenting this news if Mr Clough had been a member of the EDL instead of Unwashed And Feral ?
No, I'm just being silly now. I don't wonder at all, I fucking know they wouldn't be reporting it and if they were they'd be up in arms about the charges being dropped. Such is the quality of unbiased reporting the MEN is so famous for.

 See the full report in every Mancunian Communist's favourite rag here.

Now then, Mr Clough, you see that fella standing over your left shoulder in the video ? Yes, that's the one, the Anjem Choudary lookalike. What's the bet he's one of them 'peaceful Muslims' living here in the UK that also happen to be donating to those kiddie-fiddling women-fearing no-kite-flying fuckers of the Taliban every time he goes to Mosque, as reported here ? Strange company you keep Mr Clough, strange company indeed.

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Someone Is Telling Porkies...

... About the scale of the UK's national debt and my money is on that someone not being the Taxpayer's Alliance.
Full report

Monday, 18 October 2010

Stating The Bleeding Obvious

Well it's finally struck a western leader that the multicultural utopia is nothing more than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

Multiculturalism has failed ? Oh you fucking reckon ?

Friday, 15 October 2010

Ask The Right Questions...

Spotted in the comments section on the Sky News site, where Sky were reporting on the 5 key questions to be answered at the inquest into the July 7th 2005 Jihad attacks in London.

1. Were emergency services quick enough to respond?
2. What was found at the blast sites?
3. Did the bombers operate alone?
4. What did authorities know about the bombers before the attacks?
5. Could the attacks have been prevented?

And, courtesy of one Sky News reader who knows the right questions to the correct answers...

Well done that man.

Freak Off The Week VI

This week's freak comes from the good old US of A.
Land of the freaks and home of the brave.

The Daily Hate Mail, chortle, chortle, is casually reporting that "a U.S. judge is under investigation for allegedly filming herself in court in an attempt to land a starring role on a reality show".

What is the allure of this insanity known by the misnomer of 'reality stardom' these days ? What is it, what does it have,  that draws in freaks like a flame draws in moths ? Please tell me, I am somewhat in the dark on this one. How does it seem even remotely appealing to a successful career woman such as Superior Court Judge DeAnn Salcido ? Fucked if I know.

But anyway, Salcido is accused of filming the goings on that were going on in 'her' courtroom, without telling the defendants they were being taped. In one of the cases, Salcido thought it camera savvy to ask a defendant if he was born in 1980, after he responded 'yes,' the soon-to-be star told him "You look older than me. That's what smoking will do to you". In other cases the fame-hungry mole told defendants she would 'slam them like tidal waves' - Tidal waves ? Exactly how someone goes about slamming another like a tidal wave is fucking mystery to me. Any ideas ? - and also threatened some with jail time if they drank the wrong type of beer, 'Budweiser instead of Heineken' to be exact.
The judge later passed her cinematic efforts to a Hollywood - ahem - lawyer in the hope it would land her a show as a TV judge, as if one wasn't one too fucking many.

My good lady, you are a Superior Court judge for crying out loud, you have achieved an office that is far beyond the comprehension of your average reality TV star ! You are not some big-titted, z-list celebrity bimbo or some acne-faced, teenage Michael Jackson wannabe and you are definitely not George Galloway.
Reality TV is not for you... Freak !

Look into my eyes and listen, bitch ! There is room for only one.

Oh, and Budweiser and Heineken are both shit beers so no dreaming of a future in the beer-tasting business, Salcido.
That's my dream, get your own.

Sunday, 10 October 2010

Orwell Was Right.

Proof !

The Fucking Sky Is Falling Down !!!

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real 10:10 fuckwitts, man made climate change drones and other assorted sheep people   people , living or dead, is purely coincidental.

The fucking sky is falling !!!

Chicken Little, Drakey Lakey, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, Turkey Lurkey, Henny Penny, 10:10. Twats!

Saturday, 9 October 2010

Complete And Utter Backwards Fuckwittery

So the English Defence League are in Leicester, exercising their right to protest against Islam today.

You're the home secretary, Theresa May-a-thousand-fleas-from-a-camels-arse-infest-your-home, the local politically-correct ACPO asswipe, a frothing-at-the-mouth red or some clueless Islamophile.

What to do ? What to do ?

Oh I know. Tell the good people of Leicester not to exercise their right to counter protest.
Instead, ask Hopeless Hate or Unwashed And Feral or some other such motley crew of braindead reds to organise them some commie, green-themed, multi-culti, love and peace and mungbeans festival by the name of  'We are one Leicester' the following day.
Then show them all how totally fucking lobotomized you really are by fitting new, green coloured bulbs to all the streetlights and then turning them all on in an effort to save the world.

'Ooooh look ! Green streetlights, they'll be sure to stop the rampant rise of Islamofascism in the UK'

What a bunch of silly cunts.

UPDATE                      Looks like the coloured light bulb idea failed.

War is coming. Sad but true.

10th Of The 10th, 2010... What Will You Be Doing ?

I'll be fighting these scaremongering, opportunistic, evil fuckers

Help out with the war effort here

Thursday, 7 October 2010

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Fecal-Electric Power... Brown Energy !

'Human waste to be used to power homes in the UK'.

When I first read that headline I was envisioning a giant fecal-electric plant to be built underneath that pure, untapped reservoir of shit that is the House of Commons.
All the bullshit would filter down from above, to be piped through an extensive network of tunnels, leading to numerous turbines similar to those used in America's Hoover dam - although much larger of course in order to harness the much larger volumes involved - where it would then be turned into electricity to power my laptop. But that was my imagination running away from me again.

Brown energy... It's a load of shit alright, though not quite on the scale of green energy.

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Sack The Fucking Lot Of Em !

That's how I felt about every Transport For London employee about an hour or so ago.

This morning I was ranting and raving about how I hoped the children of TFL employees would return from school today covered in head and/or pubic lice, that would then go on to infest their entire house.
But now that I've made it home, now that I've a refreshing beer in hand, now that the fucking red mist has finally cleared. I see that it's not TFL and their employees as a whole that deserve the contents of my spleen to be vented in their general direction.
It isn't the fault of  bus driver, who refused to let me and many others on, as her bus was already resembling a double-decker tin of sardine-like humans, that I was wishing she fall victim to some previously unknown venereal disease. Nor was it the fault of the high-viz chap standing outside Hatton Cross station, that he was surrounded and being harangued by one hundred and one irate, to the point of foaming around the mouth, commuters.
In fact, it's not even the whole of the unions that organised this strike that deserve the rage of London's commuting public. It is apparently only 1 in 3 balloted members of said unions, blindly following the orders of their commie leaders, that I should be wanting to have all of the commuting public of London's shit fall on from a fucking great height.
To be precise, it is the two filthy, pig-troughing fat-bastards running the RMT and TSSA unions that deserve to have every single person affected by today's strikes, line up and take turns to shag their arses.

Now I see that that curse should be reserved for Bob Crow and Gerry Doherty.

A pox on both your houses you Marxist bastards !

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Freak of the Week V

The little pig that could.

I think this just may be my favourite animal... ever.
The potential to offend is strong in this one.

Human Bombs For Retarded Ideologies

Haven't we had enough of that bollocks already ? Does the world really need any more ?

Well yes apparently it does, because on the day that Bin Laden says that climate change concerns him - well if I didn't think him mad I do now - he has released a new video threatening to unleash a new wave of human bombs into the west, a new wave of terror to punish the west for it's repeated insults to Allah's green earth and for not succeeding at Copenhagen.
Well no, not really. But a video has been unleashed upon the west and it is a video that the great, filthy wizard himself would surely approve of.

The odorous filth below that gives us yet another opportunity to glimpse into the minds of madness.
Into the minds of those who will not discuss. Who will not reason, debate or even argue with those of a differing opinion. A different point of view on what is quite an important subject (sound familiar). Into the minds of those who will, instead, make a movie showing their detractors being killed.

Fucking psycho much ?

And that isn't just some tacky, half-arsed glued-together YouTube vid is it. It's actually quite good, turn the volume off and I could watch it again and again and again. In fact I'm sure lots of people will indeed watch it again and again. But some will watch it with the volume up, most probably the ones being taught by that perfect fucking stereotype of a trendy teacher at the start. Ending up like this little, hate-filled drone of the new ages by the end.

Future psycho, no question.

"The number of victims caused by climate change is very big... bigger than the victims of wars". Osama bin Laden.

Friday, 1 October 2010

They Never Asked

I spied this over on the EDL facebook page and I will say here what I said there.

If you personally want to know what this fella says he doesn't, at about 1:20, then try out But I warn you it is addictive.
As for the rest of the vid, I offer no advice. Digest it as you will.
At about 4:40 it had me thinking of the EU... fuckers.

The End Of The Council Pravda ?

I seriously doubt it.

But still, good news over the London borough of Hammersmith & Fulham way, with the announcement that H&F News shall "disappear in its current format and will be replaced by a new as yet unnamed local newspaper with guaranteed editorial independence".
Good news and just one day after our - no not 'the', 'our' fucking - Government announced a crackdown on free council papers which compete with independent local press too. Eric Pickles our secretary of communities said just yesterday that he was gonna put a stop to our money being spent on "frivolous town hall propaganda papers".
Even more good news in that neighbouring Hounslow Council has not produced a magazine since March and that the future another of H&F's neighbours, Ealing's mouthpiece, "is uncertain".

All good news huh ?

Well actually no, no it bloody ain't, because if you take the time to read the sources of my musings, you'll see that the fuckers that run these council rags at present aren't giving up without a fight and I just know, just fucking know that we'll be stuck with the masses being fed shite paid for by themselves for a long time yet.

Look at that cover of Ealing's rag will you. 
Do we need their propaganda to tell us our money is being spent on 'improvemnet works' or works in progress ? We fucking know that ! We fucking know that cause we see 'em ripping up the same stretches of tarmac over and over and over a-fucking-gain, in a display of either the obvious protection of their budgets or their sheer bloody incompetence.

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