Thursday, 9 June 2011

Of Special Police And Naughty Words

Blogging has been a bit light as of late and this is in no small part due to the fact that Australian-based bloggers are now being watched by the 'special' police and that swearing is now a crime downunder...

No, just fucking kidding. I really couldn't give a toss whether my blog is 'being monitored' by a bunch of window-licking freedom-hating cuntbubbles or not and, just in case it isn't fucking clear enough, I will continue to exercise my right to free speech in using profanity, even if that does make me some type of cunting criminal.

On those anti-swearing laws, the headline so far just has to be Heathen Scripture's

And the lost freedom of swearing has of course been added to the growing list of Freedoms Lost.

Anyway, changing the subject just slightly, here is a video that implies that Jesus is not just your run-of-the-mill zombie, but an overly-jealous stalking zombie hell bent on making you suffer for not loving him.
Interesting take on it all, I think.



Barking Spider said...

Good man, Tom, what a bunch of miserable fucking cuntwafts!

Groompy Tom said...

Aren't they just, Spidey.

One sometimes feels the need to squirt them with one of those squirty pocket-flowers that old-school clowns used to base their acts around - or, alternatively, slap them about the head and shoulders repeatedly and with great force with a rather large cold-sea fish - just to see if they actually posses a funny-bone in their spineless bodies.

Barking Spider said...

I do like the fish option! ;-)

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