Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Waiting In Arrivals For Allah

Perhaps his flight was delayed.
Maybe due to volcanic ash.
Which would serve him right for making volcanoes.
. .


McGonagall said...

What's the matter with those cops? Don't they have any mace? A stun gun? A billy club even?

Groompy Tom said...

I'm sure they probably have all three, McGonagall.

If they are indeed Cops and whether or not they would be justified in deploying any of the above in this situation I'm not too sure.

bald tyres said...

Maybe she was just constipated?

I've just had the 'orrible thought that some suicidal bloke wakes up to that every morning. Then again, maybe she's a virgin and that what waits for the suicide bombers on the other side.


Groompy Tom said...

No, the virgins that wait await suicide bombers are Catholic Nuns.

Catholic Nuns with shotguns.

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