Saturday, 1 January 2011

Happy New Year To Anjem Choudary

Anjem Choudary; look at him, isn't he just adorable! Those rosy-red cheeks of his, those smiling eyes, that fuzzy-wuzzy-muzzie beard, that sword he's brandishing to make up for his tiny penis, such a change from his old college days when he could often be found drooling over the pages of porno' magazines while sucking back on ice-cold cans of Fosters. He looks so happy in that picture but it certainly can't have been taken recently because some mean bastards have gone and upset our Anjem.
Who could it be? Who would want to upset such a gentle old man like old man Choudary?
Well none other than Jeremy Clarkson and co' of course. Yes, those rascals from Top Gear have been at it again.

The boxing-day edition of Top Gear, screened in the UK, had Clarkson and Richard Hammond don burkas as they drove round the Syrian desert and it seems Anjem is none to happy about it. In fact he says that "The burka is a symbol of [the Islamic] religion and people should not make jokes about it in any way...It would have been equally bad even if they’d not been in a country mainly populated by Muslims."

Yes that's right, the one and only Mr Anjem Choudary, co-founder of banned extremist group al-Muhajiroun as well as spokesman for proscribed, UK based, extremist groups
Al Ghurabaa and Islam4UK, a man who works tirelessly to overthrow democracy and implement full Sharia law within the UK, a man who has previously called for public drunkenness to be punished by public flogging, laid out plans to have Trafalgar square turned into an Islamic, pre-prayer ablution site and has also called for the Queen to adopt the burka as Buckingham Palace is converted into a mosque, says he is offended by something as benign as two funny-guys covering their heads with what amounts to nothing more than a black potato sack.

Anjem old friend, happy new year. May 2011 bring you plenty more to be offended about you mixed-up muddled-up crazy, old, treasonous wank-stain. Now fuck off and die.



Barking Spider said...

Anything that makes old RamJam unhappy has got to be good!

Happy New Year.

Groompy Tom said...

I'm with you on that one Spidey!

Happy New Year.

Dark Lochnagar said...

That prog was hilarious Groompers and I'm surprised the Christians weren't the first to complain. Fuck em!

Groompy Tom said...

I bet it was, DL, and I do hear Christianity had fun poked at it too. But once again it's a Muslim up in arms over it all. Who would of guessed, eh?

Oh how I wish someone had the resources, but more importantly the balls, to do an Islamic 'life of Brian' one day.
Oh what fun it would be to stand back and watch them fireworks!

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