OK, Who's The Sicko Out There ?

Come on, fess up. Who the hell was it ?

Who was the sick motherfucker who came to this blog after doing a search for "houres fuck humon" ?

You were looking for 'horses' and 'humans' weren't you ?

Well you'll find none of that sort of thing here, you sick and twisted individual.


Hang on a fucking minute... Why were you even directed here ?



 

Sunday Morning Easy Listening On Groompy FM

Why Do Great Nations Fail ?

Because they turn their backs on the principles that made them great.

H/T - The Taxpayers' Alliance

Thou Shalt Fear Thy Children

Or so say Enfield Borough Council.

The excellent Big Brother Watch are reporting that Schoolchildren in Enfield are following in the footsteps of their comrades over in Medway - the little tikes that brought us 'ciggybusters' - and continuing the proud tradition of the Spies.

"Nearly all children nowadays were horrible. What was worst of all was that by means of such organizations as the Spies they were systematically turned into ungovernable little savages, and yet this produced in them no tendency whatever to rebel against the discipline of the Party. On the contrary, they adored the Party and everything connected with it... All their ferocity was turned outwards, against the enemies of the State..." - George Orwell, 1984.

 If the thought of 8 year olds watching your every move, reporting you to the Stasi should you happen to step out of line, sends a shiver up your spine, then I suggest you read no further. However, if you can stomach it, I suggest you read the full report about Enfield's "Eco-Detectives", here. Then check out the Eco-Detective website, here.

One of the Eco-Detectives, pointing the Stasi in the direction of a wrongdoer.

Manchester Evening News: Mouthpiece Of The Mungbeans

The Manchester Evening News - rag of choice for the discerning, mungbean Marxist and northern Jihadist - is reporting that "shocking footage" has emerged of an - ahem - antifascist protester copping one in the jaw from a member of the Police' Tactical Aid Unit. 63 yr old Alan Clough was originally facing charges relating to a public order offence, after hooking up with other members of Unite Against Fascism and showing of his 'antifascist' credentials by attacking police in response to an English Defence League rally in Bolton earlier this year, but these charges have now been dropped.
Now it goes without saying that the video shows the blow to be unwarranted, but I wonder if the MEN would be so excited about presenting this news if Mr Clough had been a member of the EDL instead of Unwashed And Feral ?
No, I'm just being silly now. I don't wonder at all, I fucking know they wouldn't be reporting it and if they were they'd be up in arms about the charges being dropped. Such is the quality of unbiased reporting the MEN is so famous for.

 See the full report in every Mancunian Communist's favourite rag here.

 

 

Now then, Mr Clough, you see that fella standing over your left shoulder in the video ? Yes, that's the one, the Anjem Choudary lookalike. What's the bet he's one of them 'peaceful Muslims' living here in the UK that also happen to be donating to those kiddie-fiddling women-fearing no-kite-flying fuckers of the Taliban every time he goes to Mosque, as reported here ? Strange company you keep Mr Clough, strange company indeed.

Someone Is Telling Porkies...

... About the scale of the UK's national debt and my money is on that someone not being the Taxpayer's Alliance.

Full report

 The Real National Debt: A Decade of Reckless Growth

 

Stating The Bleeding Obvious

Well it's finally struck a western leader that the multicultural utopia is nothing more than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

"This [multicultural] approach has failed, utterly failed" - Angela Merkel.

Multiculturalism has failed ? Oh you fucking reckon ?

Ask The Right Questions...

Spotted in the comments section on the Sky News site, where Sky were reporting on the 5 key questions to be answered at the inquest into the July 7th 2005 Jihad attacks in London.


1. Were emergency services quick enough to respond?
2. What was found at the blast sites?
3. Did the bombers operate alone?
4. What did authorities know about the bombers before the attacks?
5. Could the attacks have been prevented?

And, courtesy of one Sky News reader who knows the right questions to the correct answers...

Well done that man.

Freak Off The Week VI

This week's freak comes from the good old US of A.
Land of the freaks and home of the brave.


The Daily Hate Mail, chortle, chortle, is casually reporting that "a U.S. judge is under investigation for allegedly filming herself in court in an attempt to land a starring role on a reality show".

What is the allure of this insanity known by the misnomer of 'reality stardom' these days ? What is it, what does it have,  that draws in freaks like a flame draws in moths ? Please tell me, I am somewhat in the dark on this one. How does it seem even remotely appealing to a successful career woman such as Superior Court Judge DeAnn Salcido ? Fucked if I know.

But anyway, Salcido is accused of filming the goings on that were going on in 'her' courtroom, without telling the defendants they were being taped. In one of the cases, Salcido thought it camera savvy to ask a defendant if he was born in 1980, after he responded 'yes,' the soon-to-be star told him "You look older than me. That's what smoking will do to you". In other cases the fame-hungry mole told defendants she would 'slam them like tidal waves' - Tidal waves ? Exactly how someone goes about slamming another like a tidal wave is fucking mystery to me. Any ideas ? - and also threatened some with jail time if they drank the wrong type of beer, 'Budweiser instead of Heineken' to be exact.
The judge later passed her cinematic efforts to a Hollywood - ahem - lawyer in the hope it would land her a show as a TV judge, as if one wasn't one too fucking many.

My good lady, you are a Superior Court judge for crying out loud, you have achieved an office that is far beyond the comprehension of your average reality TV star ! You are not some big-titted, z-list celebrity bimbo or some acne-faced, teenage Michael Jackson wannabe and you are definitely not George Galloway.
Reality TV is not for you... Freak !

Look into my eyes and listen, bitch ! There is room for only one.

Oh, and Budweiser and Heineken are both shit beers so no dreaming of a future in the beer-tasting business, Salcido.
That's my dream, get your own.

Orwell Was Right.

Proof !

From Big Brother Watch.