The Fucking Sky Is Falling Down !!!

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real 10:10 fuckwitts, man made climate change drones and other assorted sheep people   people , living or dead, is purely coincidental.

The fucking sky is falling !!!

Chicken Little, Drakey Lakey, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, Turkey Lurkey, Henny Penny, 10:10. Twats!

Complete And Utter Backwards Fuckwittery

So the English Defence League are in Leicester, exercising their right to protest against Islam today.

You're the home secretary, Theresa May-a-thousand-fleas-from-a-camels-arse-infest-your-home, the local politically-correct ACPO asswipe, a frothing-at-the-mouth red or some clueless Islamophile.

What to do ? What to do ?

Oh I know. Tell the good people of Leicester not to exercise their right to counter protest.

Instead, ask Hopeless Hate or Unwashed And Feral or some other such motley crew of braindead reds to organise them some commie, green-themed, multi-culti, love and peace and mungbeans festival by the name of  'We are one Leicester' the following day.

Then show them all how totally fucking lobotomized you really are by fitting new, green coloured bulbs to all the streetlights and then turning them all on in an effort to save the world.

Source

'Ooooh look ! Green streetlights, they'll be sure to stop the rampant rise of Islamofascism in the UK'

What a bunch of silly cunts.

UPDATE                      Looks like the coloured light bulb idea failed.

War is coming. Sad but true.

10th Of The 10th, 2010... What Will You Be Doing ?

I'll be fighting these scaremongering, opportunistic, evil fuckers

Help out with the war effort here

Just Deserts

Bag-snatching scum get some.

Fecal-Electric Power... Brown Energy !

'Human waste to be used to power homes in the UK'.

When I first read that headline I was envisioning a giant fecal-electric plant to be built underneath that pure, untapped reservoir of shit that is the House of Commons.
All the bullshit would filter down from above, to be piped through an extensive network of tunnels, leading to numerous turbines similar to those used in America's Hoover dam - although much larger of course in order to harness the much larger volumes involved - where it would then be turned into electricity to power my laptop. But that was my imagination running away from me again.

Brown energy... It's a load of shit alright, though not quite on the scale of green energy.

Sack The Fucking Lot Of Em !



That's how I felt about every Transport For London employee about an hour or so ago.

This morning I was ranting and raving about how I hoped the children of TFL employees would return from school today covered in head and/or pubic lice, that would then go on to infest their entire house.
But now that I've made it home, now that I've a refreshing beer in hand, now that the fucking red mist has finally cleared. I see that it's not TFL and their employees as a whole that deserve the contents of my spleen to be vented in their general direction.
It isn't the fault of  bus driver, who refused to let me and many others on, as her bus was already resembling a double-decker tin of sardine-like humans, that I was wishing she fall victim to some previously unknown venereal disease. Nor was it the fault of the high-viz chap standing outside Hatton Cross station, that he was surrounded and being harangued by one hundred and one irate, to the point of foaming around the mouth, commuters.
In fact, it's not even the whole of the unions that organised this strike that deserve the rage of London's commuting public. It is apparently only 1 in 3 balloted members of said unions, blindly following the orders of their commie leaders, that I should be wanting to have all of the commuting public of London's shit fall on from a fucking great height.
To be precise, it is the two filthy, pig-troughing fat-bastards running the RMT and TSSA unions that deserve to have every single person affected by today's strikes, line up and take turns to shag their arses.

Now I see that that curse should be reserved for Bob Crow and Gerry Doherty.

A pox on both your houses you Marxist bastards !



Freak of the Week V

The little pig that could.

I think this just may be my favourite animal... ever.

The potential to offend is strong in this one.

For excellent Engrish, check out Pig Strong ! Walks like acrobat on only two legs !

Human Bombs For Retarded Ideologies

Haven't we had enough of that bollocks already ? Does the world really need any more ?

Well yes apparently it does, because on the day that Bin Laden says that climate change concerns him - well if I didn't think him mad I do now - he has released a new video threatening to unleash a new wave of human bombs into the west, a new wave of terror to punish the west for it's repeated insults to Allah's green earth and for not succeeding at Copenhagen.
Well no, not really. But a video has been unleashed upon the west and it is a video that the great, filthy wizard himself would surely approve of.

The odorous filth below that gives us yet another opportunity to glimpse into the minds of madness.
Into the minds of those who will not discuss. Who will not reason, debate or even argue with those of a differing opinion. A different point of view on what is quite an important subject (sound familiar). Into the minds of those who will, instead, make a movie showing their detractors being killed.

Fucking psycho much ?

And that isn't just some tacky, half-arsed glued-together YouTube vid is it. It's actually quite good, turn the volume off and I could watch it again and again and again. In fact I'm sure lots of people will indeed watch it again and again. But some will watch it with the volume up, most probably the ones being taught by that perfect fucking stereotype of a trendy teacher at the start. Ending up like this little, hate-filled drone of the new ages by the end.



Future psycho, no question.

"The number of victims caused by climate change is very big... bigger than the victims of wars". Osama bin Laden.

They Never Asked

I spied this over on the EDL facebook page and I will say here what I said there.

If you personally want to know what this fella says he doesn't, at about 1:20, then try out www.ancestry.com. But I warn you it is addictive.
As for the rest of the vid, I offer no advice. Digest it as you will.
At about 4:40 it had me thinking of the EU... fuckers.

The End Of The Council Pravda ?

I seriously doubt it.

But still, good news over the London borough of Hammersmith & Fulham way, with the announcement that H&F News shall "disappear in its current format and will be replaced by a new as yet unnamed local newspaper with guaranteed editorial independence".
Good news and just one day after our - no not 'the', 'our' fucking - Government announced a crackdown on free council papers which compete with independent local press too. Eric Pickles our secretary of communities said just yesterday that he was gonna put a stop to our money being spent on "frivolous town hall propaganda papers".
Even more good news in that neighbouring Hounslow Council has not produced a magazine since March and that the future another of H&F's neighbours, Ealing's mouthpiece, "is uncertain".

All good news huh ?

Well actually no, no it bloody ain't, because if you take the time to read the sources of my musings, you'll see that the fuckers that run these council rags at present aren't giving up without a fight and I just know, just fucking know that we'll be stuck with the masses being fed shite paid for by themselves for a long time yet.

Look at that cover of Ealing's rag will you. 

Do we need their propaganda to tell us our money is being spent on 'improvemnet works' or works in progress ? We fucking know that ! We fucking know that cause we see 'em ripping up the same stretches of tarmac over and over and over a-fucking-gain, in a display of either the obvious protection of their budgets or their sheer bloody incompetence.