Arise Sir Harperson.

I see this morning that ultra feminazi and man-wannabe Harpie Harperson has failed in her effort to have the Labour cabinet made up, regardless of talent, of 50/50 men and women.

Now I'm wondering, if she had succeeded, which camp would Harpie fall into ? Man, woman, other ?
I mean Labour's usual opposition cabinet numbers 19. So if she had succeeded a 50/50 split would need 9 men, 9 women and 1 'other'.

Step forward the thing that is Harperson.

My Heart Goes Out...

...Even to my enemies.

Now I consider, in my heart, David Cameron to be my enemy. I despise the man, I see him as nothing more than a traitor to my homeland and until he, at the very least, gives me my vote on the UK's continuing membership of the EU, he will remain in my eyes as such.

However, with the news that his father has passed so close to the birth of his daughter, my heart does indeed feel for him.

And Still The Bodies Pile Up

Oh looky, my Religion Of Peace widget is about to roll over from counting 15999 deadly terror attacks - carried out in the name of Islam - since 9-11, to 16000.

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You know, I sometimes get get a strange sense of happiness and achievement at watching my motor's odometer roll over a whole heap of digits in one go... This isn't really the same though is it ? Definitely no sense of happiness.
Still it points to the same basic thing though, something is definitely in need of a 'tune up'.

Getting On My Tits.

Oh right, so a family of 12, raping the taxpayer for £95,000 a year in benefits, have been given another house after they trashed the last one have they ? Oh I see, now they're complaining that the free breakfasts that are brought do their door every morning are “too stingy” and “not like proper hot food”. Whats that ? Oh they say they shouldn't have to heat up these free breakfasts, oh they want me to pay for that too do they ?

Well this is really starting to get on my fucking tits... literally.

45-50 hrs I week I slave away to provide for me and mine and every day I drag my sorry arse to work I get these pictures in my head of me being some fucking great sow, laid back in the mud while a litter of ungrateful little piggies like this lot suck away at my tits - suckle, suckle, suckle - slowly leaching all the goodness and nourishment from me. Get off ! Get off my breasts you ungrateful little swine, no more milk for you, you horrible little cunts. Go on, go now, go off into the wilderness and starve you little rats, you're of no benefit to our species. Fuck off and die, every last stinking one of you. You Porky. You Feckless. You Hopeless. And You, oh yes you too, are you even mine you little shit ? You sure don't look, sound, or even fucking smell like me.

Fuck off, I care not if you starve !

People In Glass Houses...

Yes, good advice from the boys in blue that. Always consider your horse power, otherwise this might happen.

What a pair of retards. Desk duties for the two of them until they learn to behave I think.

Censorship-Free Video Sharing For All.

As youtube seem keen on bowing to the demands of the usual turd munchers opponents of free speech - Islamists, Commies and other assorted fuckwits - a new video sharing site has been launched.

Behold... eyetube

More Insanity From Our Councils

Skull-fucked council officials in Trowbridge, Wiltshire, have informed elderly residents of a potholed road that their 'wheelie-bin opperatives' will no longer collect the residents' bins from outside their homes as "The surface condition of the unadopted part of Clarendon Road is preventing the bins from being safely manoeuvred for emptying, putting the operatives at risk" and also because"there is a risk that the potholes could cause damage to the vehicle tyres".

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Damage the tyres ! Fuck me sideways, it's a rubbish truck for crying out loud. Unless the bin-men are driving around at warp speed factor 10 - which actually would be a serious breach of health and safety -  then a few potholes aren't going to trouble it.
As for 'putting the operatives at risk'... Harden up you lazy fucking cunts !

Imam Rauf Dislikes It.

Ground Zero Mosque Downfall - watch more funny videos

H/T - All Seeing Eye

You Too Can Be A Big Brother Bimbo !

Looks like the breast specialists - oh aren't we all hey lads - from 'Make Yourself Amazing' have certainly got it down pat when it comes to pumping up the fun-bags of Reality TV contestants.

Although I'm not quite sure they can provide the look Groompy is after. I'm very particular you see.

To be fair to MYA, they did actually offer me a consultation.... MAN BOOBIES !!!

Freak Of The Week II

When did August become 'cruelty to small and defenceless animals month' ?

Last week it was Mary Bale, aka Cat Bin Lady, and following in her footsteps  we now have this as yet unidentified, walking advertisement for human sterilisation.

Behold - Puppy River Bitch !



Sure it's a cruel world and, for any number of reasons, sometimes animals need to be put down, even cute ones. But how people derive pleasure from doing it is beyond me.