Kate Middleton: Whore!

For the record, I have known no physical evidence of the above statement being true and to the best of my knowledge she is a lovely young lady of honest virtue...


...Anyway, will it all kick off?


I fucking hope so! Talk about a right-royal tear-up!
What could be a more fitting tribute to the reign of EIIR than a good ol' fashion day of sectarian violence to mark the wedding of her genetically-challenged spawn of modern royalty?
Also, can someone please tell that weirdo on that freak's left that - apart from being very distracting - inhaling the crispy grilled arseholes of rats and pigeons, whilst someone is busy delivering the divine word of his imaginary friend, is both highly distasteful and a little piggish?

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