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What Does One Sound Like?

Ever wanted to know what a lying two-faced eco-loon and all round socialist fuck-pig sounds like? Of course you have, right?

Then simply click on its name.

Julia Gillard

And just for the record. Alan Jones is a bell-end.

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Put Them All In Orange Jumpsuits!

Well it makes perfect sense to me.

What Kind Of Democracy?

So David Cameron reckons that Middle Eastern dictatorships should lose out on hundreds of millions of pounds of European Union funding if they don't commit to democracy, does he?

Well I'm not the world's biggest fan of Middle Eastern governments but, to be fair, I think someone should warn them about what Cameron's idea of democracy really is.

Two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner springs to mind.

 

Now, sticking to the topic of fairness...

Dear Dave, What ever happened to that 'cast iron guarentee' you made about a referendum on EU membership? Oh, and please stop giving our money away.

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Who Are You Talking To?

Well the US government wants you to believe that that 'friend' you're chatting with on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter etc. is in fact a real person, when, if contract calls for the development of 'Persona Management Software' are successful, the reality is that they are nothing of the sort.

According to recently leaked emails from the private security firm HBGary, PMS software - no laughing at the back please - will allow US government agencies to create a number of fake online personalities, that will then go on to give the illusion of consensus on controversial government ideas. Peer pressure from completely virtual peers, if you will. Propaganda at it's very best, if you won't.

The software would allow government agency employees to engage real social-media users with any one of their 10 fake personas. Each persona would of course be assigned with unique, daily rotating IP address which would give the impression the personas are posting from different locations worldwide and also come replete with background, history, supporting details and cyber presences that are technically, culturally and geographically correct.

Giving the illusion of consensus on controversial issues! That's cyber-bullying, surely?
And our governments have the nerve to lecture children about that sort of behaviour.
Tut, tut, tut.

More details, in the form of the original government-contract synopsis, can be found here.


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Climate and Weather: Know The Difference, Or Else.

H/T - banned

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More Tolerance From The Religion Of Peace

Four men have attacked a teacher with Stanley knives, iron bars and a block of cement, leaving him with a fractured skull and facial scaring, because they did not approve of him teaching Muslim girls about religions other than Islam.

Where did this happen? I hear you ask. Some third-world Islamic shit-hole, Afghanistan perhaps?

No, don't be silly, the teacher is head of religious education at the Central Foundation Girls' School in Bow, east London.
Secret recordings, made by detectives, captured the gang condemning Gary Smith for 'teaching other religions to their Muslim sisters'.

Don't you go and judge them by their actions though, you'll only be accused of misunderstanding Islam.

H/T - Quiet Man

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The Rise and Rise Of The Bansturbators

I wonder which major, western nation will be the first to follow suit?

Bansturbators in Honduras have passed an act which allows family members or visitors to call the police if someone dares to smoke in their own home. Smokers are now also required to stand at least 6ft away from non-smokers in any open public-space.

First the smokers, then the drinkers, then the thinkers.

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What Is The World Coming To?

An up and coming US high-school wrestler, Joel Northrup of Iowa, has given up any chance of winning the Iowa state tournament after forfeiting his first round match against Cassy Herkelman, a teenage girl.

"I have a tremendous amount of respect for Cassy. However, wrestling is a combat sport and it can get violent at times... As a matter of conscience and my faith I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa."

Cassy then went on to win by default and even though boos were heard in the crowd as her arm was raised in victory, Cassy's family say they hold no ill will towards Joel.

Good grief! A young man sticking by his morals in the face of political correctness! Heaven forbid he continues this behaviour, he may start opening doors for ladies or even holding some strange belief that they are the fairer of the sex. As for Cassy's family being OK with this travesty, don't they know they could have sued for discrimination and retired rich?

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Doing The Same, Expecting Something Different...

...That's got to be one definition of insanity, hasn't it?

You know, doing the same thing over and over again, or copying someone else over and over again, but expecting a different result.

If that is a definition of insanity then it would seem the Australian Labor Party has lost the plot with this week's announcement that they will set up a council to salute the - wait for it, wait for it - "genius of multiculturalism".

That's right, at a time when other world leaders are finally beginning to admit what the common man has known all along, that multiculturalism is a failure, that the ideology of diametrically opposing cultures living side-by-side in harmony is never going to work. At a time when many commentators are predicting that parts of Europe will descend into civil war as different cultures collide, the ALP announce they are going to ramp up efforts to further enforce the pipe-dream of multiculturalism on Australians.

From news.com.au

The Gillard Government will beef up a campaign supporting multiculturalism in the face of what is seen as growing resistance to new arrivals.

The fresh emphasis on the policy comes amid growing public hostility towards asylum seekers, and against significant population growth through immigration.

All legitimate concerns. On the point of asylum seekers, the average Australian has at least a basic grasp of geography and knows that Australia lies roughly 10,000 km, as the crow flies, from where most of these asylum seekers are coming from. To be told that these 'asylum seekers' are not targeting Australia, as opposed to the other dozen so countries they pass through, simply for it's soft-touch and welfare benefits is just fucking insulting.

Anyway, if there is a growing resistance from Australians towards new arrivals, then isn't it the job of the government to act upon the concerns of current citizens, not carry out social engineering projects to change them?

There also is apprehension that the increasing number of Muslim migrants will produce big cultural changes, and even the introduction of Islamic-based legal codes.

But according to the immigration minister, Chris Bowen, these fears are completely unfounded. He says;

"Australian governments do not defend cultural practices and ideas that are inconsistent with our values and ideals of democracy, justice, equality and tolerance".

Now Mr Bowen, are you soft in the head or are you just a liar? Has the immigration minister never heard of Halal meat? Halal meat is already big business down under, is the immigration minister saying that cutting an animals throat and allowing it to die in agony while it chokes on its own blood, all because some bloke reckons that will please his god, is a cultural practice that is consistent with Australian values?

Is the immigration minister unaware that some Muslims in Australia are already calling for Sharia law?

"For those fleeing persecution, terror and hatred, they come to Australia in search of peace, justice and harmony".

Peace, justice and harmony. Is that what those five Muslim immigrants from Somalia were looking for when they planned to attack Holsworthy army base?

"For many others, they come in the hope of creating, in this new land, a new life for themselves and their loved  ones for prosperity and in the knowledge that, in Australia, their children will not be discriminated against for their colour or creed".

So there you have it, according to the immigration minister, everyone that comes to Australia is simply looking for peace, justice, harmony, hope and prosperity.

No one comes to sit on there arse and claim benefits, no one comes to get a foot in the door to ship their three wives and ten kids over, no one comes to blow up army bases and no one at all comes to form into gangs and film themselves raping young women that they consider to be 'Aussie whores'.

The minister said the new multiculturalism council would "act as a champion for multiculturalism in the community, will advise the Government on multicultural affairs and will help ensure Australian Government services respond to the needs of migrant and refugee communities".

'Respond to the needs of migrant and refugee communities'? Well that includes me then, in fact that would include everyone other than the Aborigines, right? Somehow I seriously doubt it.

"We will also establish a National Anti-Racism Partnership and Strategy to design and deliver an anti-racism strategy."

For crying out loud, when did it become 'racist' to oppose the failed ideology of multiculturalism? Bowen you prat, wake up. Australians aren't against other races coming here, it's the arrival of a culture that has consistently proven itself to be completely incompatible with any form of freedom or democracy that they're worried about and you would do fucking well to remember that come election time. 

Look, I guarantee you that I've travelled and lived more of this world than you, Joolya Gillard or any of the other mungbeans in the ALP that have come up with this drivel, and I can tell you all now; it will never work.

Do your homework, the very idea of multiculturalism only came about because some cultures can not and will not assimilate, ever. (I won't mention a specific culture because you would only go and get upset on behalf of Muslims).

Now I'm sorry to rain on your parade but let me make this perfectly clear;

Your multi-kulti dream is dead, as dead as the fucking dodo. Dead, dead, dead!
All people are created equal, certainly, all cultures are not and never will be.

Australians, I have lived your future and I can tell you; it doesn't bloody work!

Disagree? Fine, get back to me in 20 years and we'll see who was right.

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Well It Is A Fucking Nice Ride

Looks like the Daily Mail is making a bit of a fuss about Cameron parking his ₤200,000 Jaguar out front of number 10.

Personally I don't see the problem. I mean really, who in their right mind is going to pass up the opportunity of being driven around in a ₤200k Jag, paid for by someone else, that comes with such extras as bullet and bomb-proof armour, bullet-proof glass, run-flat tyres and a self-contained oxygen supply, not to mention the bloody gun-ports to return fire against any would be do-gooders evil-doers.

If some people in the UK have a problem with this then I can only suggest Dave shows them what value for money it is. Perhaps a provocative cruise through some hot-bed of Islamic extremism, like say Tower Hamlets or Luton for example, might give him the opportunity to sustain a few hits and then return fire against the bearded maniacs before making a quick getaway back to Downing St, James-fucking-Bond style.

He'd still be a cunt, in my eyes, though. No matter what car he manages to avoid justice in.

Picture for illustrative purposes only

Different subject now, but also in the Mail is the leader of Manchester Council, claiming that Coalition cuts to his budget are more painful than the 1996 IRA bomb that injured 200 and caused £700million of destruction to the city centre.

Another cunt, in my eyes. That bomb almost destroyed the Shambles for fuck's sake!



So What Did You Learn At School Today?

Well if you're an 11 year old Muslim in Britain today, attending one of Britain's most influential Islamic schools, you may have learnt that Hindus have no intellect because they drink cow piss and that Jews, Christians and atheists are all 'Kuffars'; a derogatory term for disbelievers. If those lessons didn't sink in then chances are you were beaten around the head until they damn well did sink in, which must be an approved method of teaching because in 2009 this very school was praised by Government-approved inspection teams in a report that stated:

"pupils learn about the beliefs and practices of other faiths and are taught to show respect to other world religions".

Un-fucking-believable!

And it certainly is unbelievable for some, especially those chasing the Islamic block vote, because despite Channel 4 airing undercover footage of these methods of teaching last night on its 'Dispatches' programme, uber dhimmwit and Liberal Democrat MP John Hemming, has the audacity to defend the school, criticise the documentary and lay the blame at the feet of the English Defence League:

"If Channel 4 thinks this is a school where racism and intolerance is accepted in any way, they have got their facts seriously wrong. [The school] have already had hate mail, and now they are having to close for the safety of their pupils. This kind of documentary is ideal fodder for the English Defence League. Channel 4 is putting the safety of children at risk by criticising a school which is doing its job properly."

Putting the safety of children at risk! Bloody hell, the video clearly shows kids being assaulted. As for these schools doing their fucking job properly! Well if their role is to train up the next generation of suicide bombers and all-round Islamic nut-jobs, then yes I suppose they are. That's right, nothing to see here, move along, it can't be their fault they're Muslims, blame somebody else, Islam means peace, blah, blah, fucking blah.
I wonder if John Hemming has any kids, perhaps he'd like to put his money where his mouth is and allow his little darlings to be taught by these monsters, but I doubt it.

This isn't the first time Islamic schools in Britain have been in the spotlight either, a previous Dispatches documentary in Birmingham also uncovered the preaching of hate in Islamic centres. On that occasion West Midlands police dutifully investigated to see whether or not criminal offences had been committed, not by the Islamic centre mind you, oh no, they tried to bring charges against the bloody documentary team!

Will the politically correct of Britain ever fucking learn?

More in the Daily Mail.
More in the Guardian. (More excuses for Islam and blaming of 'the far-right' that is)


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No Laughing At The Religion Of Peace



Oh my, how I laughed.

Jungle Drums! Jungle Drums! Jungle Drums!

There, I said it. Go ahead and fucking sue me.

Pictured above is Sonia Carr, the obese chancer and 'equality campaigner' that reckons she suffered 'real pain and emotional upset that has affected her health and that of her family' after the innocent term 'jungle drums' was used to describe 'Chinese whispers', which is of course used to describe gossip, during a council meeting. She was so offended by the use of the term 'jungle drums' to describe rumours, that she stayed behind after the meeting to mingle with the lady who had used it and also for the free sandwiches on offer - all the fucking sandwiches by the looks of her - but then filed an official complaint; one of many she has filed over the years. Her previous complaints include that there isn't enough pictures of black people adorning the walls of her local police station and she also once took objection when, during another council meeting, someone pointed out that local dementia sufferers sometimes found it hard to eat non-British dishes; Mrs Carr demanded an apology for the observation.

Look Mrs Carr, if you are really that concerned about equality for your race, then I suggest you forget about black people and sign up to help stop whaling instead, you fat fucking land-whale!

For more details on this whole sorry saga, click here. But I warn you, you may want to stick your head in the oven afterwards. That's OK though, that's no problem at all, Sonia Carr will be round yours later to eat it.

The Muslim Brotherhood Are Secular...

...Or so says James Clapper, the US Director of National Intelligence.

I suppose it's because the slogan of the Muslim Brotherhood is 'Islam is the solution' and it's aim, as stated by it's founder, is to create and Islamic empire stretching from Spain to Indonesia that brought him to that conclusion, right? Or perhaps it was the Brotherhoods' original credo of "Allah is our objective; the Quran is our constitution, the Prophet is our leader; Jihad is our way; and death for the sake of Allah is the highest of our aspirations."

"The Ikhwan (Muslim Brother) must understand that their work in America is a kind of grand Jihad in eliminating and destroying the Western civilization from within and "sabotaging" its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers so that it is eliminated and God's religion is made victorious over all other religions."             Statement by the Muslim Brotherhood (1991)

Yes, yes those certainly sound like the words of a secular organisation.

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Does The EU Have A Legal Fiction?

There's been a bit of a buzz about the more freedom-loving blogs of late in regards to the subject of Legal Persons, also known as Trade Names and Legal Fictions. For those not familiar with terms such as these, a little education, in the form of the video below, won't hurt. Captain Ranty recently broke some excellent news that pretty much confirms the existence of these entities here.

Having been interested in this concept for a little while now - I could see myself one day going down that road I suppose - I've been reading up on it and the more I learn the more I inadvertently stumble across articles about it, or simply instances of the concept. Kind of like when you buy a new car and then suddenly start noticing that same make and model everywhere. Kind of.
Anyway, this morning I'm reading yet another news item clarifying how our elected traitors have ensured Westminster is now completely subservient to the European Union, when I come across this...

The Lisbon Treaty, among many other poisonous things, gave the EU 'legal personality' for the first time. That means it can sign international agreements, not as an agent for a group of 27 sovereign states, but as a state in its own right.

Interesting. More and more people are trying to ditch their damned Legal Persons and the EU goes and gets itself one. Extremely fucking scary and another battle in Britain's war of independence lost, but very interesting nonetheless.

Back to the subject of Legal Persons and below is one way of looking at it.

One of the greatest lies ever told is probably one you have never been told.
It's not that Jesus was the son of God or that Muhammad is Allah's final prophet or that there is actually a supreme being/s. It's not that the earth is flat or that man can effect climate change. It is not that I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, nor is it that I promise not to cum in your mouth.
The greatest lie ever told is you. Or rather one of the greatest lies ever told is that you are you, for you are not who you have been made to believe you are.
Ask yourself 'what am I'? Go on, ask yourself. Easy, huh? That's right you are a human being.
Now ask yourself 'who am I?' Go on. Easy, huh? Wrong, you are actually not 'insert your name here'.
You have a 'insert your name here' but that is your person. You are not your person. You ‘have’ a person but you are not your person.

You have been told that you are your person and that is one of the greatest lies ever told.

Now of course you are free to think or, even say out loud, that this is all complete horse shit and that all of the above is, in fact, one of the greatest lies ever told. But let us look at it.

You are either a man or a woman, or at least you were born that way, a person is not a man or a woman or any other gender, it is a legal entity and it is used for all your commercial, financial and governmental documents and accounts. A person is also sometimes referred to as a fictional entity, a trade name or sometimes even a straw-man.
You can not be possibly be your person because you are older than your person, your person can only have been created after you were born, it was named by somebody, most probably by your Mother or Father, and then created - or made real - by the state of your birth when it was certified or registered by the state. The registration of your person by the state gives the state ownership of your person and this is how the state controls you. Well, to be precise, it is how the state controls just as long as you choose to accept that you are your person.

"So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men."

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Just Fuck Off. You And Your Western Equivalents.

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The End Is Nigh For Britain.

No really, the signs are there and I'm not talking about the ones being carried by crazy old sign-walkers who reek of gin and foretell the end of the world and all that.

I'm talking about the end of any semblance of freedom speech. That's what I'm talking about.

Look;

Example 1. Referring to gossip about the future of the National Health Service as "jungle drums" results in an independent health watchdog having its funding cut and all its members barred from council premises, as the council prepares a ten page report into what it labels as a 'race row' that then lasts six months. I shudder to think what the penalty would be if one was to refer to rumours as 'Chinese whispers'. Public flogging, anyone?

Example 2. Shouting is now classified as violence. No, seriously. Shouting at one's spouse is now considered 'domestic violence'. Surely you don't have to think too hard to see where that is going. If shouting at a spouse is now domestic violence, then shouting at your children must be child abuse, shouting at a police officer must be assaulting an officer and shouting at a complete stranger; plain old violence. Makes me want to fucking scream!

Example 3. The word 'yuk', when used by toddlers to describe spicy food, is now deemed racist. A government funded (aren't they fucking all, eh?) bureau produces a 366 page report which advises staff in charge of pre-school age children to report as many incidences as possible of toddlers who "react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying 'yuk'. Disgusting!

Example 4. The term 'blacklisted' has been, well erm, blacklisted. A 'citizens advice bureau' advises that the term blacklisted, when used to describe computers or computer networks which have been identified as sending spam, should now be replaced with 'blocklisted' to avoid offense. I didn't realise spammers were such a fucking sensitive bunch!

Example 5. Miss or Mrs? Madame or Mademoiselle? Frau or Fraulein? Senora or Senorita? It doesn't fucking matter, use these titles at your peril as the European Union wants them banned.

Example 6. OK, whistling isn't speech but it comes close and college girls in England best be sure no builders are around when they do it because it is now regarded as "totally unacceptable" and may result in disciplinary action. You there, how very dare you purse your lips and exhale!

Example 7. Singing, now singing definitely involves speech. Just make sure it's not that old ditty the Hokey-Cokey you're singing up Scotland way or you may be banned from watching football. Because nothing more crude has ever been sung inside a football ground, right?

Example 8. The Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005 has outlawed all free speech - even silent, peaceful protest - within a designated area around Westminster. Farting and belching whilst feeding from the troughs is still highly encouraged.

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and last, but certainly not least;

Example 8. The European Court of Justice outlaws criticism of  the European Union. That's right that unpopular schoolyard bully, that undemocratic, Soviet-style dictatorship, run by traitors and chancers, sees fit to lawfully suppress political criticism of its very own fucked-up institutions and pig-troughing leading figures.


It seems what they're trying to tell us is that the time for talking is over.

And if that really is the case then I guess there is only thing to do.

Pass the ammunition.


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Police Called In To Control UAF Demonstration

Up to 80 Police had to attend a Unite Against Fascism rally in London at the weekend as UAF demonstrators, along with their friends from the Socialist Workers Party and Muslims Against Crusades, threatened to tear down a billboard they deemed offensive.
When asked by reporters why they considered the billboard to be offensive a spokesthing for UAF, Tanaya Mungbean, stated "that billboard is clearly aimed at insulting those who share our beliefs and we will not stand for it." A spokesbomber for MAC added "durka, durka, benefits and jihad", while members of the SWP said they were there to show solidarity with the great unwashed and also revealed plans to hold music events up and down the country. Break Beats Against Bathtime is planned for this coming summer and will be sponsored by the trade unions and Jobcentre Plus.

"After 170 years in the building trade we know how important a good bath is."

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The Charge Of The Light Brigade

Well not quite.

But seriously, what the fuck were they thinking? Check out the mad bastard on the camel.
When was the last time a fucking camel was used as an effective means of riot control?



Crime Hotspots And Murder Maps

For the first time detailed crime maps of England and Wales have been released online.

The police.uk website allows users to search by post code for detailed reports on crimes committed in their area over the last month. I say 'detailed reports' but it seems sexual assaults have been lumped into the category of 'other crimes' along with shoplifting and theft. Apparently this is to maintain victim anonymity, although I fail to see why sexual assaults could not have been grouped separately within a certain area without the need to tag them to a specific location; exactly what has been done to all crime statistics for streets with fewer than 12 houses.
The site cost £300,000 to develop and will eventually show crime trends as well as information about local police appeals and meetings.

Crime for December in the Whitechapel area of London



A similar, although non-government site, murdermap.co.uk, details all the murders to have taken place in London from the time of Jack the Ripper to the present day. Needless to say that is quite a lot of killing but one surprise find is that no one has been knocked off inside Westminster since PM Spencer Perceval was shot dead in 1812. Lucky buggers!

 Incidents of murder in London



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